Aeris
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The FFH Vending MachineI'm sure some people have seen this game before at TFF or some other forum but all you have to do is insert a coin and the next person will tell you what you received from the vending machine. Please don't try to make it too rude because I don't want to hand out any warnings to people. You can be as creative as you want.
*Inserts a coin*
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TidusMMM
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Is this really a Final Fantasy vending machine or it's one like TFF??? XD
well anyway, you receive a ticket to watch "I want to be your canary"
*inserts a piece of paper in wich is drawed Zell's tatoo*
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Aeris
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It can be anything you want it to be, Final Fantasy or totally random.
You receive a piece of chocolate cake with some ice cream.
*Inserts an earring* 
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Grog3471
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Out pops a Potion. On the label reads - 'Treno's Finest Vintage'
*inserted 10 gill*
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Aeris
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You receive a live Moogle that has a temper problem.
*Inserts a gold needle*
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Grog3471
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A scrap of paper flutters to the bottom of the despenser. Eager to see, you unravel the mysterious gift. It contains this weeks lottery results. six numbers: 2 6 12 36 42 48.
you ask the guy behind you for somthing good to put back in. He gives you a small Pandoras box.
*you squeeze the pandoras box into the dispenser.*
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TidusMMM
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You receive an Angelina jolie with croft clothes :-P
Inserts Vincents cellphone
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NKOW ANIMA
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you recieve a useless turtle shell
inserts a buster sword
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Grog3471
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You recieve a Master All materia
*Inserts 1,000,000,000 gil*
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Aeris
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You receive a gold lamp which has engraved on the side, 'rub at your own risk!'
*Inserts a potion*
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NKOW ANIMA
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you get a malboro comes out and breathes on you... congrats you have a lot of different negative status effects
goes to insert a chocolate egg wrapper and accidentially drops his glasses in instead
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Grog3471
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A small bag of marbles falls down and scatters across the floor.
*Inserts Three stars*
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Aeris
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A Gunblade pops out the bottom and falls onto the floor with a clang.
*Inserts a chicken wing*
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Grog3471
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A photo of Boco falls down
*Supprised by what Boco looks like you insert the picture back into the vending machine*
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NKOW ANIMA
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Out pops a Cactuar and you go into a...... viocious fight with it... killing it in one hit and recieving a brotherhood.... yes a brotherhood
Ventures of to Sacred and Minotaur's labyrinth and pulls out a peice of paper that says Student ID: 27.... and sticks it into the vending machine
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Grog3471
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Crux (ff unlimited) floats down from the curious vending machine and hugs your leg.
*Inserts Fireglow Crystal*
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VVTV
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Sweet n salty ice cream bar
*inserts a command materia, but then realizes i wont fit so puts in a regual coin*
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Grog3471
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A Twix and a Mars bar falls to the bottom, with further inspection you realise they dont have wrappers.
*Insets Chewed bubble gum in the shape of a coin*
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Aeris
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Out pops a little alien toy like in Toy Story which when you press it, it squeaks.
Inserts a pebble
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TidusMMM
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you receive some wild wolf who starts running after you.....(im evil XD)
*inserts an golden armour from a chcobo*
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Grog3471
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The vending machine shudders and spits out a very neat set of Ninja garments, complete with sheathed Katana.
*Inserts Naturespark gem*
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TidusMMM
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you receive a giant map showing where you can catch some more of them and the best buyers.....(Tamriel is written in small letters n the back)
*inserts a fireball*
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Grog3471
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You receive a rusty sword
*Inserts an Earthshine Orb*
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NKOW ANIMA
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out comes spam and eggs
Inserts his famous spaghetti
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Aeris
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Out comes the one ring, watch out for Gollum. 
Places in a french fry. >_>
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Grog3471
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out pops a bag of sweet wrappers, then a bag of sweets -all stuck together, without the wrappers lol.
*Inserts Dragon Longsword*
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NKOW ANIMA
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out comes a dragon egg
Inserts 1 million gil
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Grog3471
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A small glowing ball of Holy Materia drops down, bounces and rolls under the vending machine. Reaching to grab it, you also find a marble from a previous visit.
*Inserts a marble*
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NKOW ANIMA
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out comes Vivi's steepled hat
inserts a wand of Zeus
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Aeris
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Out pops a Gunblade, be careful not to cut yourself with it! It is a Lionheart so you can kill almost anything.
Inserts a matchbox car
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NKOW ANIMA
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out pops the box that held the matchbox car
Inserts Mario's red hat with the M on it
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Grog3471
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Bundles of Ca$h eject from the vending machine, creating a pile soooo big that it almost seems impossible for them to fit in there.
*inserts feather*
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NKOW ANIMA
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you see a glint come out, It's a cursed ring, you put it on and are cursed the curse of cold, you will never be warm again, always cold
Inserts a balloon
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Grog3471
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you get a fryup -bacon, eggs, fryed bread, mushrooms and tomato.. but somthing seems wrong.. you cant smell or taste the food.
Inserts *Black Chocobo Feather*
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NKOW ANIMA
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out falls some guy, who, because he is confused, casts a spell on you, It looks like a summoning spell.
Suddenly you see a chocobo outta nowhere......... hot just any chocobo, but a black chocobo..... the guy disapeers.... somehow
inserts a thumbtack.... of whitch was my last weapon.... except for the Lionheart I received
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Aeris
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Out pops a cat that is real and is in need of a good home! It is black and white and is very loving. ^_^
Inserts a library card.
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Grog3471
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You recieve a set of pencil sharpeners
*inserts Golden egg*
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NKOW ANIMA
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you get your favorite RPG that you don't already have
Inserts a bag of potato chips
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Grog3471
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The machine spits out all the rubbish that was put in it.
It coughs up a giant black ball of rubbish that smells worse than it looks.
*Inserts vial of Tranquility*
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NKOW ANIMA
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the machine gives you a penny and says darkly, "don't spend it all in one place, or else"
Inserts a clump of dirt
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Grog3471
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A strange looking portal appears on the wall near to the vending machine, Out jumps all of team blue from 'Red vs Blue' who ask for your help and then jump back through the portal.
*Inserts an Oglop* then quickly jumps through the portal, head first.
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NKOW ANIMA
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a book comes out... after you jump into the portal
I chop off my toe *ow* and throw it into the machine
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Aeris
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You receive a box with a question mark on it, something mysterious is inside. What could it be? 
*Inserts a piece of chewing gum*
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NKOW ANIMA
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out comes a rapper who starts rapping about bubble bum
I open my box with a ? on it and throw whatever was inside of it into the machine
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Grog3471
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Out pops this huge Tank! fully functional and american made.. o well.
*Inserts Paper cup*
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NKOW ANIMA
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out comes the Cola that you were supposed to put in the paper cup
Inserts a Chicken Kabob
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Grog3471
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a faberjey egg falls out and you catch it before it falls to the floor (wow quick reflex's!) but it breaks in your hand.. aww..
*Inserts another paper cup, this time filled with sawdust*
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NKOW ANIMA
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out comes a pencil... which is peircing a peice of paper
puts in my memory card
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Grog3471
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out drops Tuna Sandwich, Bottle of coke, (extra strong) Packet of salt an vinegar crisps, Mars bar and your memory card with all the finished data of all the ps2 games on it
*Inserts Treasure Map*
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Aeris
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Out comes a golden Chocobo!
*Inserts a key card* O.o
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NKOW ANIMA
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out comes a red parchment X... looks like the X locating the treasure from a treasure map
*inserts a crows nest, one filled with shiny jewelry*
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Aeris
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Out pops a Griever Ring and a neck chain
*Inserts a chocolate bar*
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NKOW ANIMA
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out comes an advertisement to subway
Inserts a log that's still on fire
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Aeris
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Out pops a bag full of buttered popcorn
*Inserts a button*
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NKOW ANIMA
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out comes a house... don't ask how it fit in there
inserts the last living dinosaur
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Aeris
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Out pops a telephone which is ringing away, who could it be?
*Inserts a pair of scissors*
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NKOW ANIMA
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out comes sawdust..... a LOT of sawdust
*inserts a chicken bone*
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