Final Fantasy Haven

Morik the Rogue · Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 2:19 pm Post subject:

We don't have a Krispy Kreme here. Or a Dunkin Doughnuts. In fact, all we have is this little locally owned and operated place. That's called monopoly. This is the only place in town to buy doughnuts. You don't like the way they do things? No soup for you!

Well, I had to get doughnuts yesterday and with no other options went to this place. The first clue that all was not as it should be was the flat drinks. Well that was easily fixed. Go get some more drinks elsewhere.

Then I took a bite of my doughnut. It was my favorite flavour. Allegedly. Devil's Food Chocolate. A nice chocolate doughnut with chocolate icing. Can't go wrong.

OR CAN IT!?!?!? DUN DUN DUN!!!!

As a matter of fact, when I took a bite of this doughnut I tasted not only chocolate but also another flavort hat had no earthly right being in a chocolate doughnut.

Lemon.

Yeah, that's right. Lemon. This thing had the strongest flavor of lemons. And not just lemons, but some wierd bizzaro world lemons that were, like, sent from the depths of hell to bring death and destruction upon all who taste them. I always thought, "Devil's Food," was figurative.

Suffice it to say, I rid myself of the vile things at earliest oppourtunity. I probably should have salted and burned them or something. Or maybe a little holy water...or a stake through the hole.

Anyway...I'm just happy that I seam to have suffered no longterm effects from this encounter.

OR HAVE I!!?!?!? DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!

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Boco · Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 7:06 am Post subject:

This forum must have died right after Morik showed up again...
RUN EVERYONE. MORIK IS GOING TO KILL US, TOO!
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Aeris · Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:16 am Post subject:

I don't know what killed the forum, just lack of active members I guess?
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Morik the Rogue · Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 2:45 pm Post subject:

I know *exactly* what killed the forum. And while Boco's comment is noted for future referance, he's not too far off the mark. I dissappeared. Simple. Once I left there would have been a mass exodus as people sought to find my glory elsewhere in the net. They would have failed and then commited suicide in a fit of despair. This is why so few members have returned even though I'm back.

Sometimes it's a real drag to be this spectacularly spectacular.

Oh well.

Anyone here ever drink goat milk?
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"You taught me language, and my profit on't is I know how to curse." - The Tempest
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Boco · Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:48 am Post subject:

I OBJECT
This forum was active after Morik dissappeared and before he appeared again. Therefore, it's pretty obvious that Morik's the reason this forum is dead.
I say we kill Morik and see if the forum becomes active again Twisted Evil

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Morik the Rogue · Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 3:30 pm Post subject:

Silly Boco! Do you have any idea what would happen if you killed me? Not that you could, but if you did, the universe would implode!

Nature abhors a vacuum. My awsomeness is so great, so voluminous, so incredibly magnificent, that if it should cease to exist all matter in the universe would be forced to rush in and try to fill the void. Of course, that's impossible because the void would be greater that could ever possibly be filled.

As such all matter would compress into a new singularity as the universe collapses in on itself. That would be bad in case you were wondering. Now, some matter might escape due to uncertainty, but the amount would be so small, and so unrecognizable, that for all intents and purposes all matter in the universe would have been destroyed.

Of course, there is a small possibility that the singularity could explode outward again, creating a new universe, but that doesn't help anything that was in the old one, now does it?

So yeah, killing me would be bad. Of course, coolness like mine can't be killed. Nature's way of protecting itself I suppose.

So, I didn't get an answer. Anyone here ever drink goat milk?
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"You taught me language, and my profit on't is I know how to curse." - The Tempest
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Boco · Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:04 pm Post subject:

Wow... I didn't even bother to read that whole post and I feel sleepy already Surprised

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Aeris · Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 11:42 pm Post subject:

Haha, aww.

It's good to see arguing here again. o.O Surprised

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Morik the Rogue · Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:01 pm Post subject:

Fine! I'll drink the damn goat milk myself!

So, I need someone to make me a banner for my sig. I suck at photoshop. Any volunteers?

I was thinking of using this image, cuz it's just, you know, badass. (It's from Warhammer 40k if anyone wants to know.)

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m145/Yakusuge/art-01.jpg

But I'm still undecided. And of course, it would have to be resized. It's way too big at this point. I also haven't the foggiest idea what text I might want on it.

...So maybe it's too early to be seeking a graphics designer...never mind then...

So, anyone here ever watch The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya? I just finished watching it the other day. Good show. She's all like, god and stuff. It's awsome.
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"You taught me language, and my profit on't is I know how to curse." - The Tempest
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NKOW ANIMA · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:13 am Post subject:

OMG SPAMMING FTW.... and I should really work on photoshopping stuff for myself

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